Naked Doggies

The act of getting naked on all fours with other people and crawling around and sniffing each others butts like dogs.

My closest friends and I like to play Naked Doggies when were shit faced and we want to get shit faced!

by Yuba Oakie Dudes August 6, 2011

Naked Stare

1)The awkward, white hot lazer like stare that occurs when you walk past someone you previously had a sexual relationship with

2)When someone has seen you naked for non-sexual reasons and you can never quite look them in the eye again

1)"God I just walked past Danni... NAKED STARE!"
2)"Bella saw me naked the other night, I just passed her a minute a go... naked stare"

by Cryptkeeper5 November 9, 2009

naked bird

(n.) a smooth, shaved pussy

I would only go down on her if she has a naked bird.

Naked birds are a lot smoother to penetrate.

by C-Murda November 17, 2004

naked molerat

Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.

Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.

by 4evabig March 16, 2008

Naked Pizza

Classic Prank or dare in which you phone for a pizza and when it is delivered you answer the door naked.

"Dare you to do a naked pizza order"

by Jordan3231 March 28, 2009

Naked football

where football is played naked often by teen guys in a secluded spot for teen women. Women love to watch naked football. It is a tough sport. No cup or anything else is used and a knee to the genitals is fair.

The girls want to see us play naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010

naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006