British Phobic

British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.

Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”

by JoOvhz February 14, 2021

British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.

Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"

by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013

British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.

Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!

by yung_fish21 June 24, 2020

British Twink

Popular British Minecraft youtuber/streamer GeorgeNotFound

Look up "british twink" in a dictionary and you'll find GeorgeNotFound

by BumblebeePuzzlebox March 20, 2022

british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.

He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.

by Tellitubby August 16, 2017

British disco

When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances

the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.

There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.

by the perinters devel June 06, 2017

British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy October 06, 2015