Satanic Bible

Written by anton szandor lavey in 1969. As the name says, it is the "bible" of satanism. Can be downloaded from satanic-bible.com

"Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!"
-(Satanic bible) The Book of Satan,

by biosatanist September 23, 2006

wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

by Big SHug November 29, 2007

Bible

The best sci-fi fantasy book ever

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible

by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018

Biblehugger

Someone who is most likely a christian that depends solely on the bible for support, for they know without it they are nothing. Inside they feel insecure and unsafe, denying the fact that they are alone, trapped inside their minds with an empty smile. One who is saddly praised for being what they are, only because the most powerful person in America is one.

"hey you! what are you doing with a bible at school?"
*glances around uneasily*
"be...becau..."
*runs off in the direction of baptist church*

by the voice inside your head December 15, 2003

Bible II

Noun.

1. The fictional repository of all the spurious claims, fake evidence and out-and-out bullshit lies that a loudmouth douchebag at your office tries to pass of as fact.

2. Material of such doubtful veracity as to require the launch of a small religion in order to be believed by anyone.

A: "And when I was a little girl, gypsies came to town and kidnapped some of the neighborhood kids. Ever since then I can hear cats' feelings with my mind."

B: "Sure, mom, I'll be sure to save that one for the Bible II."

X: "And then these two uber-tasty half-Japanese, half-Brazilian auto-show models got in the Space Shuttle we borrowed from Dane Cook and they gave us guitars made out of weed that you could really play because the weed strings and weed pickups were treated with this molecular catalyst that turns THC into superconductive metal."

Y: ". . ."

by Pastor Brian August 18, 2009

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

bible head

People that have been brain washed by a powerful force since childhood. They are so brain washed that many spend every minute of their lives studying the bible and their life is dictated and controled by some book and not by their own instincts or being, if it wasn't for their bible they'll be criminals and/or dead. They base every second of their life in religious affairs, and many talk about their religion (those christians)as if it were the ultimate righteousness.They love to make people that have no religious interest or affiliations feel angry because they like to push people into their religion as if it were the most "truthfull and accurate" religion there is.

"flanders, go suck a bible!"(quote by homer j. simpsom, end quote.)
Bible head, bible head

by 123-456 November 1, 2005