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Breitman Philosophy

A commitment to excilence involving fraternity parties and the girls that attend those parties. Practicing of the Breitman Philosophy: 1: No fat chicks at any party because they are fat and noone likes them anyway. Ex. G Phi B, AEPhi. 2: Goobers, "Gamers", nerds, fags, deuches shall not attend any party becuase they talk to each other and noone else ,are a waste of space, and creep girls out. Ex. Honig. 3: Party with other greeks becuase its fun and most of them are really cool guys and it gives your house good rep. Ex: April 27, 2007, the party that made AEPi and ASU history. WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA OF AEPI.
In order to run a successful fraternity, follow the Breitman Philosophy. Followers include: Brock, Stolier, Stromberg, Weisenberg, Hirshman, Mindlin.
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Bexit

(V) to exit the bed.
I'm not going to bexit today, I can't even.
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Brexcited

Brex-cited - adjective
br-ex· cit· ed | br- \ ik-ˈsī-təd,

: having, showing, or characterized by a heightened state of confused energy, bewildered enthusiasm, concerned eagerness, etc. : feeling or showing excitement mixed with profound ambivalence towards apparent threat or opportunity. Maybe.
"I noticed that John's manner was somewhat unusual. He seemed very Brexcited and restless. He's stopped talking to the neighbours, who are Polish".
— Agatha Christie
"The children were too Brexcited to get jobs, ever."
… no one in Westminster seems to regard these witless shenanigans as anything to get overly Brexcited about.
— Michael Kinsley
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Brexistential crisis

We've endured Brexit so long we no longer know who we are! An existential crisis brought about by Brexit.
The UK is currently in the throes of a "Brexistential crisis"
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e-brevity

noun

1. shortness of a character length in electronic messages; briefness

2. the quality of expressing much in few characters; terseness
While your e-brevity is much appreciated, I have no idea what you said in those last six hundred text messages.

Your e-brevity needs work, I can still understand you.
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brexiting

going abroad from Britain for a holiday
me and the gang are brexiting to Zante next year”
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Brexting

That one person who's like omg this party sucks imma leave, but then stays for another 3 hours

It also works in a conversation when someone is like I gotta go but you can see that they're still reading ur texts
Brextor:"this partys trash... I can't believe you made me go... I'm out."

*THREE HOURS LATER*
Friend:"Tf dude weren't you leaving like 3 hours ago, stop brexting
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