Board of Love

The Board of Love is an group of girls who assess their love lives similar to a club or a board of directors. Generally minutes are taken and discussed. The group is encouraged to hand out business cards and find boyfriends.

Also goes by BOL

Of course Judy couldn't answer her phone, she was at a board of love meeting.

by Blue2398203780 February 18, 2009

boardy barn

Is a location in Hampton Bays open Memorial Day to labor only on sundays where people get really drunk and put stickers on everything, its a very popular attraction for everybody that’s not a local, locals see it as a place for citidoits to go. It’s under this big tent and everybody gets booze, but you can also bring in your own booze.

Did you get drunk over at the boardy barn this weekend?

by Starbucks_bae June 10, 2018

Choc Board

This is a type of sexual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. This one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. The female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. Then you must find a nice diner with a full glass window where people are seated to eat. The girl then drops her pants and pushes her butt against the glass and sprays diarrhea all over the glass. The male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his pecker for the diners inside, thus you've created a choc board.

Person 1: "So what did you do to those assholes that entered that diner?"
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board".

by BmorePooMasta March 22, 2009

San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.

Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.

by pnistico August 20, 2010

going to the board room

getting fired

getting fired like omarosa

by omarosa April 21, 2004

play the board

In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.

If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.

by Coell May 14, 2005

go on board, fuck

After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.

HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.

Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward

by themilfonian March 23, 2012