Benson

-verb. to display stomach prominently usually while lecturing at a blackboard.

-adjective. characterized by being the greatest advisor in the world; being supportive, highly loyal; greatly skilled at delivering just the right advice when you need it

-verb. My friend hates seeing folds of fat, so when fat chicks Benson, he has to barf.

-adjective. My mom was so Benson this summer, she was so supportive with my getting over heroine, and now I am going to get into a great college!

by zoolander_boobs February 7, 2010

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Bunson

The King Of all MOMSONS.

Damn That Bunson.

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

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Bronson

A reference for marijuana. Due to Charles Bronson's die hard relentlessness to kill any form of low-life scumbag (i.e. druggies) that crosses his path; one uses the word Bronson as subtle way of keeping the topic of getting/smoking weed on the down-low. Thus the use of Bronson is out of fear and respect to the ungodly wrath that the real Charles Bronson would bring; as well as fact that weed tends to fuck you up, just as the real Charles Bronson would most certainly do. Shortly, Bronson is a concept in which a stealthy,secretive, and meticulous plan of action is orchestrated; thus you use Bronson to convey your plan of action to acquire/use weed without anyone the wiser.

For instance: If you’re on the phone in the presence of a loved one or the police you can't talk about weed, but if you implement "Bronson" suspicion should dissipated:

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you have seen that Charles Bronson movie yet. If not wanna watch it with me?" (Did you smoke yet? If not, lets burn a fatty!)

i.e. - "Hey man, I was wondering if you know where I might find Bronson? I haven’t been able to get in touch with that wily bastard for a minute." (Where can I find some weed? I haven’t been able to get any, no matter how hard I've tried, for the longest time.)

i.e. - "Hey Man, that Bronson Dude kicked my ass last night!" (Man, I was fucking high last night!)

by E-Bombs March 6, 2009

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benson

Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.

You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?

by gclarkey July 18, 2008

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