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Bonney

A description of a person with genitals the size of dinosaur genitals
"oh wow man i heard you're a bonney"
"yeah it's not all it's made out to be i will most likely suffer from many dinosaur penis related diseases"
"oh... can i see it"
by doocy January 14, 2009
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Bonner

Bonner (bawh-ner) verb.

Bonner, or to be bonnered. The act of jerking a man off with his own pocket pussy. Also assosciated with the Dutch Bonner and double Dutch Bonner.
Man that dude really bonnered the shit out of me last night.

Hey man will you Bonner me?
by super taco January 30, 2014
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LOL BONNED

(Pronounced lol bawned)
A way to publicly harass someone VERY VERY loudly who you have just beat at something that involved intense competition. (note: LOL BONNED must be yelled at the top of your lungs)
Halo Player 1: I'm gonna own you.
Halo Player 2: No, you're not.
*Halo Player 2 wins*
Halo Player2: LOL BONNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mugga Mugson November 1, 2009
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Bonnett

BONNETT, noun

A Bonnett is an exceedingly machismo man who goes against all accepted truisms in that, despite his abhorrable personality and lacklustre appearance, he still believes, with the strongest of convictions, that he is the highest form of being and that he requires adulation from both male and female admirers alike.
Bonnetts characteristically have huge rhinological fixtures and a little man complex.
by Matt Grendale July 29, 2008
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Kaitlin Bennett

An asshole who is pRo-lifE, anTi-abOrtiOn and pretty much against the whole lgbtq+ community. Oh and she likes gun. A bit too much.
Kaitlin Bennett: "All transgender people are paedophiles."
Me: "fuck off, Kaitlin, no one cares. Your the one so worried about whats in peoples pants. So if anyone is a paedophile, its you."
by Bobthebuilder_69420 February 23, 2020
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Bonet

This one word phrase focuses on the infamous pedophilia inspired child rape / murder case of nine year old Jon Bonet Ramsey. It is a sub-culture coined term and translates meaning of youth and beauty in a most disturbed way. It is in reference to the compilation of physical characteristics that would a prime-A number-one potential target victim maintain to surely trigger the pedophile's abusive nature.

There is also the phenomena of an induced encouragement for this type of pedophile human reaction. Why would someone put make-up on their children so as to appear older and of mature sexuality?

A "Bonet" is of female gender, 5-17 years of age, beautiful and out there!
One average Joe says to the other, "Hey dude, look on over yonder at them school children playing, I bet that every other one is a Bonet!"
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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Matt Bonner

The big, red-headed white dude who plays for the San Antonio Spurs. He is a local legend at the University of Florida.
"Who is that pale guy with red hair shooting all those bricks?"

"Oh, I think that's Matt Bonner."
by Big Freeze UF April 18, 2008
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