bonking

a sport where you roll up large paper and hit people hardly on the head

dudee shes bonking people in the halls!

by Lala lindsey February 2, 2009

Bointing

To lie, for comic value, knowing that people won't find it funny.

Adam Wilson - "I don't like you.... nah, only bointing"

by Halfstack June 15, 2009

power boinking

power boinking: (v.)
1. to have sexual intercourse bang, screw, bone ect.
2. or something similar to boneing. powerboinking is a general term and very vague. It tends to be a rushed, intense, lustful, riske action.
it is not! 'making love', its just boneing eachother without emotions

1.'dude, those two kids in that car are power boinking.'
2.'i dont really like Bob we just power boink in his office; i hope to get a raise.'

by kangaroojane October 31, 2007

door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.

here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008

Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.

Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.

by FooGe March 26, 2004

Blinkin

Originally a blind character from the movie Robinhood Men in Tights, it often refers to a best friend who allows you to touch them inappropriately (on the premisis that you are "blind").

Blinkin! When are we gonna watch that movie?

by fattamale March 24, 2010

Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.

Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.

by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010