squirrel blanket
I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.
squirrel blanket by Candi Barre September 24, 2009
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Butter my blanket
Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!
Derek~ eugh tmi!
Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
Derek~ eugh tmi!
Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
Butter my blanket by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017
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peeps in a blanket
An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.
peeps in a blanket by mrongey May 19, 2009
airplane blanket
to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.
also refers to such blanket used for this purpose
also refers to such blanket used for this purpose
airplane blanket by Master Blanket Pilot January 29, 2009
Chicken Blanket
When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.
"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
Chicken Blanket by knifehands September 17, 2013
Pearl Blanket
After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
Pearl Blanket by Kholer23 May 7, 2015