birthday

The day parents hold against you and regret.

Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash?

Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy

Mom: Ohhh! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you.

Kid: TMI

Mom: what?

Kid: You won't understand!

mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Orgy Birthday

An orgy, traditionally occurring on the the 25th birthday.

A birthday party in which all of the birthday person's favorite people are invited to have sex, although not necessarily with the birthday person.

A right of passage, every person is allowed at least one Orgy Birthday.

"It's Sarah's Orgy Birthday this Saturday, what should I get her?"

"Bring a partner and condoms!"

by Patina December 1, 2009

Birthday Cake

Well, From What Snoop Dogg Says, It Means butt, booty

"But you can't fake once you hit the gate
Shake 'till it ache, work that birthday cake."
- Step Yo Game Up, Snoop Dogg

by Who Ever I Feel Like Being Today August 28, 2005

Birthday poo

A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse.

Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!

by Zapp83 April 16, 2009

Birthday Milk

Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.

kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday

by PaMcD January 29, 2009

birthday

A word that rappers love to use.

...We gon' party like it's yo birthday....

by hublah12354 August 5, 2011

Sacramento Birthday Party

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob

Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party

by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017