Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

beatnik

A conformist to the Beats. They irritated Jack Kerouac (founder of the beats) to the point where he said he hated them.

"I am not a beatnik, I am a Roman Catholic." - Jack Kerouac

by Anthony April 11, 2004

Belton High School

A hick school in the hick town of Belton Texas. Full of wana be gagnstas that think they've lived a hard life. I hate this school I hate the town, im moving ASAP. Fuck everyone from BHS.

REP UP BOSS-CITY!... ILL END UP LIVING HERE ALL MY LIFE IN THIS IGNORANT TOWN AND IM PROUD OF THE WASTE OF A LIFE I HAVE PRODUCED!

Belton High School, Belton its self, is slum.

by Belton isnt tough... srsly. January 20, 2009

Thrifty Beatnik

A Thrifty Beatnik is a term used to describe someone who describes a person who strives to remain educated, affluent and fashionable on a minimal budget regardless of class, age or background. Examples include Milo Minderbinder in "Catch 22" and, to a lesser extent, Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld in "The Bottle Deposit". It is also a term to describe those who reject consumerism and shop second hand for books, clothing and art rather than justifying newly made products by carbon offsetting.

In Literature

The writer Jack London is the epitomy of the term. From a working class family in San Francisco he worked 12 to 18 hours in menial and unskilled labour whilst never losing his enterprising spirit or intellectual enthusiasm for reading and writing.

The webcomic Cat & Girl shows evidence of a pair of Thrifty Beatniks

by rangelife5 August 29, 2009

Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.

Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.

by Bubbis May 23, 2006