basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

basic stickerer

A person who uses only the most primitive and mainstream sticker kits in Facebook Messenger, mainly Pusheen and Meep.

Did you see that Moped Pusheen George Just sent me? He's such a Basic Stickerer.

by PonyBoyBootyBot420 March 13, 2016

Basic bitch

Corey b

Corey’s are all basic bitches

by page87 October 10, 2018

Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.

Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.

by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018

Basic bombed

A term used by advisors at the delta sonic car wash chain that refers to when 3 or more customers in line purchase the basic wash, destroying sales bonuses and the mental state of the advisors. When this term is experienced it can cause hostility, destructiveness, irrational behaviors, emotional meltdowns, and complete chaos amongst the advisors. In severe situations advisors may lash out at customers with profanity and death threats, smash their phists into the register worth hundreds of dollars, contemplate their life decisions that eventually leads to mental breakdowns, and on occasion suicide. The customers part of the “basic bomb” line can easily be spotted with the passive aggressive notes under their license plate. Similar terms include but are not limited to “basic party”, “basic parade”, “B-Train”, “basic stampede”.

“Get me out of this fucking booth, I’m getting basic bombed!”, “fuck delta sonic and these customers, I’m getting basic bombed” “wash manager please pickup, I need to get out of this booth I’m getting basic bombed and I’m going to lose my mind”

by JTBnoFrills November 10, 2018

Basic Dave

“dave thats a bit of a basic name” dave is a very basic person who doesnt share sweets

basic dave is such a basic name i bet you he drives a fiat 500!

by chwadan October 10, 2019

Basic Bitch

An attractive white girl (usually between the ages of 17 and 21) from any first world country that only cares about being popular online and dating jocks for their money and whatnot.

(2 guy nerds see a girl)
Nerd #1: Hey maybe I should ask her to hang with us a little later
Nerd #2: Dream on, she's a basic bitch

by Someone who lives on Earth December 27, 2017