barbell

A straight, W-shaped or slightly curved bar approximately between 4' and 8' in length that has cast iron or cement-filled plastic weights at either end, and used moved to increase strength in a great deal of movements. A free weight.

Bicep curls, benchpresses, militar presses, tricep curls or any other two handed movement where both arms move in the same direction.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

cock barrel

The entire length of the penis with which projectiles are fired. ex. semen/urine, etc.

I shot a gizwad out of my cock barrel and created a "spiderman" to sexually fulfil her with.

by suppan November 15, 2003

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

cracker barrel

A room full of white people

"I'M NOT GOING IN THE CRACKER BARREL"- doug

by uncle rukus March 16, 2011

a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Barrel Roll

A sexual endeavour, usually preformed by a female, where the girl spins along an axis (from head to toe) as she is giving a man oral pleasure.

*Do a BaRReL ROLL!*

Brian Peppers often suggests this during daily dialog

by A listener February 13, 2006