I tried to be a jet fighter pilot, but those jet fighters are barfomatic! I filled my face helmet with vomit and quit the program ASAP.
by Chuck Morris May 31, 2006
Get the barfomatic mug.The person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succumb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their massive douchification with everything they own/touch. The kind of person who thinks they're everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite sex actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. When told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these massive stress-bursts will occur. These often occur in walking massive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.
Example 1
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*
Example 2
Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*
Example 2
Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"
by uninunum August 1, 2011
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A combination of the words 'bare' and 'laughage'. Used to describe something extremely humourous, although can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Alternatively, the word can be used to describe something or someone that is disgusting, possibly to the extent that could make someone be sick or summink.
A combination of the words 'bare' and 'laughage'. Used to describe something extremely humourous, although can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Alternatively, the word can be used to describe something or someone that is disgusting, possibly to the extent that could make someone be sick or summink.
"Mate, Shravan's got piss stains on his pants!-Barfage!!"
"Once a munter always a munter....LITERAL barfage!"
"Once a munter always a munter....LITERAL barfage!"
by Hari Sharma December 12, 2008
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(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity
(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity
(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.
by Goldman May 1, 2006
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by ksmanning December 20, 2010
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