An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
by TheGolem August 16, 2020
One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.
justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"
by jm25 July 29, 2008
A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
by Pyjama pants January 02, 2020
The fantasies of ones sexual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable lust sex for any feet around the being.
I got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the fuck out of my toes. At that point I knew he was nothing more than a corrupted Foot Bandit
by MyDadHitsMe July 01, 2017
A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.
This movie is pure madness.
Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.
by Jomce M. Yag September 04, 2015
by Hippotankus June 06, 2019
The dick bandit struck again.
by Mommyhole November 13, 2018