Long Island Balloon

Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.

Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.

by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009

balsor

A man of pure excellence. The prime definition of all things awesome. His intelligence goes unmatched, and his manly physique is envied by all. Men want to be him, and women want to be with him.

He is Balsor. He is awesome.

Also, he has super powers.

Kevin: Hey Rieger, have you seen that awesome dude, Balsor? He's pretty fucking awesome eh?

Rieger: Yeah that dude is the fucking man. He is awesome. I wish every single day I could be more and more like him.

by Jballs94 February 1, 2010

balionk

A dirty ho who has sex with your mother!

You are such a dirty Balionk!

by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005

Balloon Mail

Sending a balloon in the air with a note or postcard attached with some sort of way to communicate with the sender. When the balloon falls and you find it, you somehow contact the sender to let them know how far it went.

She sent up some Balloon Mail with a postcard of New York on it, and it was found by two days later by someone from Ohio.

by Mo Layyy August 3, 2007

Balloon Boy Dad

A father who has completely too much confidence in his son.

Dad 1: "My kid is the fucking shit at sports; yeah Jimmy, break his fucking neck!"

Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."

Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"

Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"

by mrjubjub April 21, 2010

Ballon Boy

the most fucking annoying animatronic in FNaF 2, he disables your flashlight, and he makes withered foxy come K*** (sorry can’t use the K word :/) you, and he starts in party room, next to kids cove, and prize corner.

Friend: you beat night 6 yet?
me: No, Ballon Boy got in the office and Withered Foxy got me.
friend: oh damn

by Nightmare Fredbear September 29, 2019

balgoss

A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and a large back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream.

Villager: Beware of the balgoss!

Knight: What is a balgoss?

Villager: A mean and strong creature!

by Me Roboto September 23, 2021