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Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
by FooGe March 26, 2004
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bare backing

Sitting directly on the toilet bowl with the seat up.
1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.

2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.
by Clarkma July 18, 2010
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Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.
Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.
by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010
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jock blockin

to prevent someone from succeding
when i was talkin to dat girl this dude came up and started jock blockin tryin to cut in
by chris crosby December 7, 2003
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bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.
I hate bollockings.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004
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Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)
Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".
by W.A.R November 19, 2007
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