baby-baiting

to attempt to, or succeed in hooking up with someone much younger than oneself

Jay:Did you see Matt baby-baiting Nicole's kid sister last night?

Kay:So totally, bro. Matt is such a cradlesnatcher!

by crzydoktor August 24, 2009

Hard Blunting

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.

Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.

by CollegeExpert May 1, 2011

booty baiting

When ladies bait boys with their booty on the dance floor

D: yo Connie wherecha goin?
C: imma go booty baiting.... brb

by notvictor July 12, 2014

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Pig Baiting

The act of seeking out plus sized women to bang. Rather than you chasing the fatty, you lure them out with promises of sexual attention and delicious treats.

"Me and Frank are going Pig Baiting this weekend. You should come join."

by DuganXM September 4, 2015

hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style

"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."

by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016

Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.

Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.

by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017