Bacon hard-on

"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."

Bacon hard-on by Booby Joo July 12, 2018

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Bacon chop

also known as nonce
Used as an insult.

This word originates from Battle Hill, Wallsend and was popularised by the criminals of the area.
Some may choose to spray paint insults like this on homes across the area.

in graffiti Bacon chop Lee, the rapast
(misspelling included for additional insult)

Bacon chop by Lee, not the bacon one May 24, 2020

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Related Words

bacon • bacon strips • baconator • bacon bit • bacon and eggs • baconhair • baconed • Bacon Face • Baconism • bacon bitch

bacon bomb

A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.

DUDE!...Ahhhhh...that bacon bomb tastes like bacon!

bacon bomb by Ian C. September 27, 2005

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Bacon Wrap

A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

B) Verb. A deal sweetener.

Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.

The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.

If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.

Bacon Wrap by A1MurderSauce October 6, 2012

Word of the Day on October 8, 2012

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bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

bacon ballsack burger by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

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Bacon Lung

a colloquial term for the H1N1 Flu (Swine Flu).

Make sure you wash your hands so you don't catch the bacon lung!

Bacon Lung by bob1283474 April 30, 2009

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bacon hangers

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.

My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.

bacon hangers by (the) James November 10, 2007

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