Backhand-invite

To invite someone to an event after telling them about it and not inviting them the first time.

I can't believe this bitch backhand-invited me to her birthday party!

I had to backhand-invite Sheila to my party. I assumed she would come when I was telling her about the plans weeks ago.

Damn! Now I have to backhand-invite my roommates to my party!

by Brischenda December 5, 2009

Backdoor

When your friend has a girl he fucking and wen he stop messing wit her u go behind him and fuck her

Shidd u done wit yo bitch. Finna backdoor yo ass twin #M

by Money M May 30, 2018

THE BACKHAND

A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.

I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Backhand

1. (Noun) A racquet sport shot made with the back of your dominant hand facing the net. 1 or 2 handed.

2. (Verb) to preform such a shot in racquet sports.

1. Players with great backhands: Andy Murray, Novak Djokovic, Marat Safin, Richard Gasquet

2. Roger Federer backhanded an approach shot and later won the point with a jumping overhead smash.

by topspin101 December 19, 2012

backdoor 69

the act of eating each other's assholes out at the same time

also known as the double salad toss

The two fruity bastards enaged in some backdoor 69 action before the usual rear entry

by Wang Guards 'R Us May 6, 2005

Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.

OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!

by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011

backdoor mudslide

Diarrhea, the runs, urgent need to have a bowel movement.

"Oh man! That fast food last night gave me a backdoor mudslide this morning."

"I was so sick last night; I had a major case of backdoor mudslide!"

by JayXan September 9, 2006