The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Titty Bandit

Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.

That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)

by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019

Soil Bandit

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

Barcode Bandit

Someone who is extremely depressed to the point where they cut themselves and make barcodes. (Without anyone trying to buy them)

Aly is a barcode bandit that depressed bitch.

by Antman457 March 21, 2021

Fanny bandit

Another way of saying fuckboy

This kids such a Fanny bandit

by Hippotankus June 6, 2019

time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

Snapchat Bandit

The act of stealing girls nudes on Snapchat and posing as them on onlyfans to get money or showing their boyfriends their “loyalty”

The Snapchat Bandit got 10 nudes a day for a week by posing as a billionaire with a penthouse in LA

by SnapchatBandit September 25, 2021