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empty my balls

I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!
by epicman123 August 9, 2017
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Fever Balls

Fever Balls is an extremely elastic and stretched state of the scrotum experienced by males during the intensity of a fever. Symptoms include balls becoming very saggy and sticking to the sweat on the inner thigh. Caution must be taken when sitting on toilets for the elderly who are suffering from fever balls.
The patient sat on his own testicles on account of the Fever Balls condition.
by Mchammer911 March 30, 2015
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balls drop

God, I wish that kid's balls would drop so we didn't have to hear him screeching all the time.
by Plush Terry October 28, 2004
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balls dropped

When a male hits puberty; the balls become saggy when puberty comes, thus they 'drop'
Yo! Did you hear Joe's voice? I guess his balls dropped...

Or

12 Year old squeaker : Hey guys wanna go play some Minecraft on Xbox?
13 Year old Non Squeaker: Shut up dude! Your balls haven't even dropped.
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
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Ballseye

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.
"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"
by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011
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Bayou Balls

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou
"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"
by chooooootthegator January 10, 2012
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balls mcnasty

A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.

Derives from a batman comic.
'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'

or

(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.
by Haronzo May 26, 2008
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