Axel

A male child that shows signs of being well above the average in height and weight, at an early stage. Their father tends to have a massive shlong, as one is needed to create such a fucking unit such as an, “Axel”.

Axel kicked everyone’s ass that teased his father about the skin tag he had on his back.

by FatherToAnAxel June 11, 2022

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short fast guy

axel is short

by NIGGER TRIGGER ^%&!*&! November 11, 2020

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Scania axel

Someone foreign that came to the country on the back of a lorry (scania)

My mate barry we call him “scania axel” cuz he’s illegal

by Sicklyfood January 02, 2022

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Clair-axel

Clair axels the shit lowkey usually has fire red hair so you can spot him even when hes back in france

Did you see that guy Clair-axel whatta guy talking to five girls at once

by sweet mama jamas October 22, 2024

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Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

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