awsome scale

the scale were awsome is measured

"man nice triple backflip, high on the awsome scale for sure"

"aaww man yd u gotta kick us out like that man, very low on the awsome scale"

by jimmi dowding December 15, 2003

awsome

the process of getting drunk

me and my girlfriend went to this party to get awsome.

by deano November 20, 2004

Assuming

1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups

Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...

by Setupist July 29, 2018

Assum

Having more than one ass,

omg look at his/her assum

by Kevin Quinn June 16, 2005

rational assumption

The word utilized by caucasians in the scientific community when they realize that their 10 years in graduate school went down the shitter and they have no fucking clue what they're talking about but they still want to sound smart. Comparitive to conjecture, speculate, or hypothesize. This term is basically the honkey's way of saying "guess" while still maintaining a know-it-all air about themselves.

"I may be going out on a limb, but I will make a rational assumption and say that in 20 years there will not be a single white NBA player left because they are all afraid of Lebron James's big black cobra."

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

stop assuming my gender

Something when someone calls you your gender.

Hobo:Was saaaaaaaa dud.
me: Stop assuming my gender im a toaster

by JeeOof May 21, 2018

Awsomecakes

good stuff, sort of like awsomesauce but just extremely better then sauce.

Not a dirty word.

usually used to discribe an amazing person or thing.

BrittanyBallistic is awsomecakess

by TomyxTragedy July 29, 2009