The Awkward Seat (n.)-
1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.
by Jay Danger March 8, 2010
Get the The Awkward Seatmug. by jelydas March 30, 2010
Get the Awkward Monstermug. refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.
Situation:
Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.
Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
Situation:
Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.
Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.
by Lillian Marsden November 5, 2010
Get the secondhand awkwardmug. A polite gesture used to make a bad joke less awkward. But, in turn, creates an increasingly more awkward situation.
Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.
Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.
At Uncle Grayson's funeral, Marly told that completely innapropriate joke that caused the awkward chuckle to ripple throughout the room.
by OBAM December 9, 2008
Get the awkward chuckle mug. a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.
dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her
by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009
Get the awkward saucemug. when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk
by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015
Get the awkward relationshipmug. Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
Get the Awkward Salmonmug.