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Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
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awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth
Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race
by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013
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Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.
by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013
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awkwardian

Awkwardian is a descriptor for someone who is known to be socially awkward in their unique form of eccentricity. These individuals, while obviously different, tend to be movers and shakers of the status quo. They don’t fit in, yet their presence can change the very landscape of society.

The term was coined by Jamie Bihl of Austin, TX on March 3rd 2014.
Awkwardians from across time would include individuals such as Mark Zuckerberg, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Tyler, Mozart and Picasso.
by J Bihl March 13, 2014
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Awkwardness

When it's dead silent and that one friend says the most random shit.
No one:
Person 1: My parents are having financial problems
Person 2: Ok *awkwardness* good for you
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drunko award

When one of your pals gets so wasted at a party they turn into the biggest ass hole there, so they win the Drunko award.
Hey Scott? Are you going to win the Drunko award this year? No, but I do think someone should win it every year in my honor.
by Fd Puddin December 9, 2018
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Virtually Awkward

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."
by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020
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