Arse Biscuits

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.

Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

arse piss

When you are so sick that your poo comes out like piss.

I was drinking water and it was going right through me! It was arse piss.

by ctdf April 18, 2006

half-arsed

Adjective:

of thing, person, or effort made:
Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation.

A: "You're half-arsed"
B: "No, You're just too anal"

by J13X December 28, 2006

arse biscuit

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!

Your a fuckin arse bisuit

by Bobina July 18, 2005

Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 15, 2006

Horse's arse

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.

Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!

by F. J. December 12, 2008