apple

a clean way to call someone an asshole

omg your such an apple.

"i can't believe i dated him he is such an apple.

by ki'yo* May 19, 2009

Apple

A secret between two people about a person that is about a particular person. That person is referred to as the 'apple'.

Kim: I like apple, it's really tasty.

by iloveboxesoflight March 2, 2011

Apple

sometimes....a "juicy apple"....is a nice booty....you know..."apple bottom jeans"....

I just loooooove a nice juicy apple.

by LNix101 October 16, 2008

apple

sex

Want an apple?
Lets go eat an apple together!
You make me horny, I feel like eating an apple.

by deserted island February 23, 2009

Apple That

A taunting phrase insinuating that the person whom owns a phone with an android operating system whom has no choice but to accept the unfortunate fact that Apple iphone does everything, and anything.

Jason Android: I can't get the weather to load.
Heather Iphone: 65 and sunny.... Apple that baby!!

by Jaseather February 19, 2012

Apple

To 'apple' is the act of shitting onto a person's shoulder while they vomit all over your dick.

"I was totally appleing her while she spewed her guts on my banana."

by StarlightMan October 16, 2008

Apple

Someone with a big butt who likes apple products.

I just dates this girl and she’s a total apple!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018