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Ameribrain

When someone, typically an American, is unable to interpret the world in any other way than the narrative established in American media.
"Scott called me a communist because I said I think single-payer healthcare sounds like a good idea."
"He's such an ameribrain..."
Ameribrain by ovidvevo January 6, 2022

Body ga amee ze

Actually known as "Aragami" or "wicked chew"
In the King of fighters, it's a rekka move used by Kyo Kusanagi in which Kyo yells "BODY GA AMEE ZE!!!" and does a step forward flaming right-hook this is done by pressing the commands down, front, light punch. You can also chain these punches by inputting the same commands two more times and Kyo does an uppercut and hits the last blow with an elbow knocking the opponent down to the ground.
Iori: I'll Kill you once and for all KYO!
Kyo: BODY GA AMEE ZE!

Iori: F****K!

We Believe You, Captain America 

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.

dirty Amelie

dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.
For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.

american dick 

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL

White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...

American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.

Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.

America's butt 

Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!
"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"
America's butt by truckintim87 April 1, 2009