BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
Get the alphabetical investigationsmug. Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t-attribute descriptions of equally-brainless individuals who are wishing to relocate their sorry a**es to a different country:
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
Additional examples of "alphabetical immigrants include:
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
Get the alphabetical immigrantsmug. Examples of "alphabetical arbitraries" include:
barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
Get the alphabetical arbitrariesmug. The list of words you can see to the right (at least, if you are not on a mobile device). It indicates words that fit alphabetically before or after the given word.
by MineWarz January 23, 2018
Get the alphabetical listmug. by The Great White Monkey June 30, 2023
Get the Alphabet Circusmug. by Alphabet Pearl July 29, 2016
Get the alphabet pearlmug. Assorted "flush 'n' flow" terms from da ol' 26:
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
Additional examples of "alphabetical irrigations" include:
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
Get the alphabetical irrigationsmug.