alcohol blanket

When it's chilly out but you're drunk, and the drink makes you warm

Me- should I wear a skirt or pants to that NYE party? It's gonna be chilly.
Her- skirt, duh. You'll have your alcohol blanket

by Annehrt April 11, 2016

Alcohol

Answer and start of all lifes problems

I got into a fight last week after cosuming alot of alcohol,weekend just gone i wanted to beat everyone up at a party...but with that said i got 5 chicks numbers though.

by Nirfuckingvana August 29, 2010

Alcohol Poisoning

A myth created to stop College kids from partying hard enough.

Bro J.: "*drunk* Alcohol poisoning is a LIE!"

by Guido631 June 9, 2011

alcohol deprived hangover

Not drinking the amount of alcohol that is usually needed to get wasted the night before, therefore your body feels teased and weak the next day due to the lack of alcohol consumption. In 90% of cases, consuming an alcoholic beverage the next morning as soon as possible will reduce symptoms.

Jack: "Why am I so sick ? I didn't drink THAT much last night..."

Jill: "You've got an alcohol deprived hangover, stop being a wuss and drink like your supposed to"

by Seezar September 9, 2009

Alcohol

Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend !

Madison: You know what ?
Hunter: What ?
Madison: You remind me of alcohol.
Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ?
Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me!
Hunter: helllllll ya !

by madison is amazing! May 27, 2009

alcohol

Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

see religion pot tobacco heroin

Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

alcohol

by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 23, 2007

alcohol delusion

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009