The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed
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This is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp.
This is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp.
Tomorrow is our abortiversary. When I say "our," I mean me, that crazy chick to whom I will never speak again, and that cluster of cells that at the bottom of a biohazard bag.
What am I doing for my abortiversary, you ask? I'm going to go get shit-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encompass said abortion.
My near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. I suggested getting her a hysterectomy.
What am I doing for my abortiversary, you ask? I'm going to go get shit-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encompass said abortion.
My near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. I suggested getting her a hysterectomy.
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Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.
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