alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson August 14, 2015

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018

Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches

Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin

by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019

Alabama Underbite

When an inbred looking girl without teeth is going down on you and then sucks your balls from below, not under, like a fish to bait.

Ol' girl was going at me good and then dropped her dentures and hit me with an Alabama Underbite.

by Hoodlum Crew April 19, 2019

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019