Agnieszka

A sexy Polish Nymph with naturally perfect breasts. Agnieszkas are insatiable craving sex constantly, and men who are fortunate enough to find one are rewarded with mind altering orgasm.

Guy 1: How was your trip to Warsaw, Jimmy?
Guy 2: The most amazing time of my life. I found an Agnieszka and now I'm selling all my property and going back! You should join me, there are more Agnieszkas.

by BlownbyAggie February 4, 2010

agnostalgic

Not really knowing if you remember a past event fondly or not.

I'd like to believe most of the time we spent together was fun, but the details of the divorce have left me kind of agnostalgic.

by Wobbly August 13, 2012

movie amnesia

Being unable to remember large parts of a movie due to making out with someone at the time.

I saw that film last week. I think it was good, but I've got pretty bad movie amnesia; I was kissing Sam for most of it!

by Corsair February 19, 2008

relationship amnesia

forgetting that you are in a relationship and carrying on as if you were single

While dating someone for 2 years, Carrie occasionally had indiscretions and hooked up with random guys at bars. Guess you say she has relationship amnesia and forgot she had a boyfriend.

by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

South Park Agnostic

One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.

They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.

Those South Park Agnostics should read an actual book or two than sit on their asses watching TV.

by Destroyer of Ignorance February 3, 2010

Agnete

Very funny and smart. The person has a high standard when it comes to boys, but her type is normally blond, with green eyes. She has a big ass and blond hair. She likes to go out with her friens, she loves to party and get drunk.

William and Agnete went to the store, to get milk

by Liam Michealson January 20, 2015

Agnus

1. Latin/Greek for Lamb.

2. A character in the video game Devil May Cry 4 who is introverted, a mad scientist, black, has a monocle, has brown hair, and hates the main character, Nero.

1. I ate the agnus. It was good.

2. I hate Agnus! He stabbed Nero in the stomach!

by MisaTange June 30, 2009