A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.

Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.

by bls1999 May 26, 2013

rage against the machine

Rage Against The Machine is the best band to ever have sat foot in this world - their music ain't just some crap they made up like shitty pop music; their music means something and it is politically inspired. They were a great band and it was a dam shame they split-up. Their music makes you think and that shit is important!

"Tha gut eaters, blood drenched get offensive like Tet
Tha fifth sun sets get back reclaim
Tha spirit of Cuahtemoc alive an untamed
Now face tha funk now blastin' out ya speaker, on tha one Maya, Mexica
That vulture came ta try and steal ya name
But now you got a gun, yeah this is for the people of the sun" - for those who don't know 'Tet' (the Tet Offensive) was a big attack which took place in the Vietnam war and a lot of people died.

by Joeiznogood April 14, 2004

rage against the machine

A Karl Marx-inspired band formed in the early 90's, broke apart sometime in the year 2000. One of the most succesful political modern rock bands, and progenitors of the 'rap-rock' movement. Some of their music videos were directed by controversial filmmaker Michael Moore. Credibility is sometimes challenged, however. Tom Morello, guitarist of the band, claims to be a Marxist advocate but owns a number of expensive Cadillac automobiles at his LA home.

Self-titled, Evil Empire, Battle of Los Angeles

by SleeperInTheFire March 22, 2005

born-again virgin

A formerly promiscuous persons commitment to not have sex (again) until marriage. The commitment usually lasts about a week at which point they go to a bar and become a drunken (man)whore and indiscriminantly throw themselves at the opposite sex. The change of heart is usually brought about through feelings of guilt or shame from past failed relationships.

After Mike had been sleeping with Sara for a year and she left him for the well-endowed circus midget he decided it was time to become a born-again virgin.

by Hansel November 28, 2004

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!

Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.

Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.

by Zonetbh August 25, 2009

5 against 1

Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.

Randalph: "Hey, what ya been doing, 5 against 1?"
Kurt: "Yeah, as always"

by jormeidt June 1, 2007

Rule against perpetuities

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice

Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me

by LawraLaw April 29, 2010