Accordianing

When one lover frolics around, waving an accordian around the body of their lover until they reach their sexual peek.

"How was last night?" "Great, but I'm a little tired from accordianing"

by Orchestral Sexual Positions April 14, 2010

Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

actorbation

Actorbation; (n) When an actor performs a monologue or scene so over-indulgently that you can almost see his hand stroking his quickly growing ego. Actorbation often causes a severe decrease in the tempo of a scene.

(v): to actorbate

"Wasn't Mark just amazing as Romeo last night?"
"Are you kidding me? Mark's incessant actorbation beat the crap out of the whole show! He must have added at least a half hour to the first act alone!"

by andrew nelson brown January 24, 2008

Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.

1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.

by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009

According to Theory

A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.

Usually used after a fact or bold statement.

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"

Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."

Or for even the more practical use:

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"

Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"

Asshole: "Come at me bro!"

by BillCosby'sBrosef February 28, 2011

Antorach

A breed of african, negro, whom feasts upon that of the chicken and bean example.

The black man jumped as he reached to the fired Antorach

by Poily May 27, 2013

Astor's Pet Horse

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018