close the account

To end a friendship or relationship.

I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

account suicide

Like suicide, in which you lose your account for something like a message board or Yahoo!. Often done by breaking the rules as strongly as one can.

Also known as LUEicide on LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything).

After deciding I was unwanted on Sonic CulT, I decided to commit account suicide before I could get voted out of the board.

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

Accountability

What is generally lacking in the chambers of Congress and the boardrooms of Fortune 500 corporations!

Kenneth Lay- Let's just see if we can blow up this corporation while getting silly-rich in the process.
Junior Accountant- But sir, what about the thousands of employee retirement funds? Are you aware of corporate accountability?
Kenneth Lay- (Silence... Crickets humming...) Umm, I just bought a new Maybach...

by zagnut February 21, 2005

Accolade

That in which one must shout in addition to a gesture of hands raised, upon the knowledge of an audible exchange of an approbation.

Stranger: "You look cute today"

You: "ACCOLADE!"

by The Agressor September 29, 2010

According to Jim

The worst show ever made. John Belushi's talentless brother plays a fat ugly ass slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. Literally more laughs in Schindler's List.

Mike: It's 8:00, my favorite show According to Jim is on!
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.

by Blasto the Wonder Dog February 23, 2011

accorn

A synonym for cocaine.

Would you like to buy some accorn?

by Suaves2101 November 16, 2006

Service the Account

A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.

Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!

by Terra Incognita March 11, 2011