accidental penetration

When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions

Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.

by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018

accidentabate

When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.

"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.

by Jordy-Time September 7, 2006

Accidental Rape

The act of falling onto a female with your pants down, this is most commonly used by the Kaneosauras. Victims are often found unconscious with their hair gelled up.

Accidental Rape

Man 1: Is that dinosaur raping the girl?
Kaneosauras: You're next mate.

by fawyjivfa February 12, 2012

Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.

Mason: It's my birthday today!
Jordan: What date is it?
Mason: 19th September
Jordan: Sucked in Christmas Accident!

by PangMaster March 11, 2009

accio life

A spell used by a die-hard harry potter fan. It is used as a lame attempt to humiliate the victim. It is usually followed by the spell caster saying there is nothing to take.

Person 1: Accio life... oh nothing is coming
Person 2: You fag... (Takes wand and stabs harry potter fan)

by khanvict August 30, 2007

Accidently

Anal insertion

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.

by Anonymous13371 March 4, 2009

Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.

I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.

by MrJester February 4, 2006