Alejandra

A totally awesome person. Known for being very smart and popular. Alejandra's outstanding beauty shines on all people she interacts with. She is also very fit and attractive. She is tres cool!

That Alejandra, she's one heck of a girl!

by iamcoolerthanu:) May 21, 2011

West Alexandria

1) Population: almost 1,300. Maybe.
2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)

I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before I left I knew everyones name, and who was having sex with who. I also watched a house blow up. I sat around and roasted marshmallows with David Good and Austin Groff, while waiting for the no-show cops. Groff threw a marshmallow through his legs with his eyes closed and it landed in Good's mouth. I found the cops later though, they were chasing Dixon down while he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They got a better offer. They were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this would be odd behavior. But for the village people, this was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this was a good day.

by NMEJD12 January 10, 2011

Alexandra

A Alexandra is a amazing person. You will always be forgiven. And sucks at not knowing what people think about her. When she is in love she does not show but dreams about it . When you first meet she is shy but when you get to know her she is loud and crazy . A Alexandra deserves someone that cares for her and fight with her. Alexandra’s don’t give up and will reach for there goal . They will probably be the nicest people you ever meet . She has a passion for animals. And is a amazing athlete.

You will now it is a Alexandra when you see her

by 🦋🌺 February 21, 2019

Alexander Hamilton

Small, bisexual, angry issue on the table who probably hasn’t slept in a week.

The issue on the table, Alexander Hamilton. He’s on the table and he won’t get down.

by wherepigscanfly February 5, 2020

Alejandra

my gf 😋💞

i love alejandra 😋💞

by anonymous February 6, 2022

rauw alejandro

rauw alejandro? more like rawr alejandro.
the best dancer in this planet alive.
the best tenor reggeton singer in the industry.

turns me on and makes me horny as fuck.
AND THOSE FRECKLES!!!!!
THE CUTEST EVERRRRR!!!!!!!
hes so loyal to his origin puerto rico and all the other countries are so damn jealous that they think "damn, why couldnt we have him!"
STREAM VICE VERSA ON ALL MUSIC PLATFORMS IT SLAPS EVERY TIME AND WILL NOT FUCKING DISAPPOINT, I SWEAR TO U!

person 1: rauw alejandro is so fucking smexyyyyy!!!!
person 2: ik right, he can fuck me anytime any place.

persona 1: rauw alejandro es tan jodida smexyyyyyy!!!!
persona 2: ik correcto, puede follarme en cualquier momento en cualquier lugar.

by loyalleowholoveslions November 10, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is the most caring person in the world he’s funny, caring, and has a very very funny side to him but only shows it to true friends, he’s an amazing boyfriend and very loyal would never even think to cheat on his girlfriend. He’s very protective over his friends family and girlfriend but he just doesn’t like to think about bad things happening to them. If you have a friend called Alexander you should consider yourself very lucky

Why you so happy? “Because I was with Alexander”

WOW

by ALEXANDER, October 13, 2018