Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.

Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.

by Megaddon January 17, 2010

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Tub munching

1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.

2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

by sittinherebored January 27, 2018

tub ledging

rubbing against the edge of a bathtub as a form of masturbation

Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!

Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging

by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 10, 2016

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

Tub slut

A lad who is a crack house jumper goes where ever the rock's are. Will fuck with a method dick just to get his fix

There goes the local tub slut he is such a jayden

by C-rockjay July 21, 2017