Louisiana Bath Bomb

When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath

Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb

by Shave daddy May 18, 2021

Louisiana Leaf Lips

When a Female Inserts Chewing tobacco into her Vagina and the male proceeds to eat her out and sounds like a Ford F250, and has a Cousin Brother.

Last night during the CMT Awards my sister gave me louisiana leaf lips.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 8, 2018

Louisiana Voodoo Sack

A condition where residue from preparing hot peppers is accidentally transferred to the male scrotum.

"Taking a leak after eating hot wings gave me Louisiana Voodoo Sack."

by whodatgator November 1, 2013

Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.

Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Louisiana lint brush

When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.

I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.

by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

Louisiana Stir Fry

A variant to "soggy biscuit". An apple is placed into a vat of defection (bucket of shit, typically provided by a Cajun meal for four). A host of male participants must ejaculate into the fecal matter. The last participant to blow his load must bob for the apple.

Austin was a bit gun shy around his buddies. He had to dunk his head into the Louisiana Stir Fry.

soggy biscuit

by Goatman0 February 24, 2014

Louisiana Mud Slap

Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.

I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist

by MohammedThePlaneFlyer May 28, 2018