Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Frunkle

Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: Don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

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The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

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The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.

Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.

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