by superbadedgar March 05, 2011
When vehicles stopped at a red light are preoccupied with things other than driving (cell phones typically), and spend extra time stopped before moving.
by Aeroscout January 16, 2023
to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
by Krkič March 28, 2021
Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.
"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."
by DatNguh19 October 17, 2020
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp February 05, 2016
The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.
John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!
by A true mon ami August 08, 2013
While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.
God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.
I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.
I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.
by 95camry4life January 22, 2013