Covid-50

The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.
“He looks so different now thanks to covid-50
by anaherself January 29, 2023
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The Covid fuck

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.
Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.
by professor PNG November 14, 2021
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Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
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Covid-76

by yxng_j.music May 05, 2020
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COVID-19

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing
dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks
by okamipad November 28, 2020
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This covid shit

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.
You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around
by Mickpsandham August 06, 2020
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covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.
Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”
by Funny Moms December 13, 2020
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