December 5th

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

by ThiccBriccMan December 4, 2019

The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

by The Salt Master of Our Time May 6, 2015

January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021

December 5th

Send nudes all of it every part to bf/gf

"It's december 5th send me a picture of ur tits and puss or i'll find you and kill you, thanks!"

by ffffggffgh December 4, 2022

feburary 5th

The day where you celebrate your friends birthday at a hotel and fall down the stairs

" It was feburary 5th and i fell down the stairs"

by magma033435 February 4, 2022

Oct 5th

National give your boyfriend or girlfriend the biggest hug day.

You:hey babe heres a big hug.
Them:oooo why?
You:you Don t know?its oct 5th national give your bf/gf the BIGGEST hug!!

by 💪🏽💪🏽personnnn October 4, 2021

May 5th

May 5th is national make out with your bf/gf during school

Gf:hey you know its may 5th right
Bf:yea why?
Gf:its the national day to make out during school

by I_love_ny_bf May 4, 2022