Bro job

Giving your bro a blow job for a blow job in return

Hey Cole can you give me a bro job.. My girl didn't suck me off today.

by Master Of Juice Taylor April 1, 2015

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

by Rob December 29, 2003

Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.

Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!

by PC13 May 7, 2011

Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.

How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!

by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009

Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

by jim6471 April 13, 2021

Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.

I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.

by cream in the crack December 24, 2015