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Dirac-ism

Paradigm that an irrational number can never exceed infinity.

The declarative foundation of computer science.
Dirac-ism is based on the phenomenon that cutting arc-tangent-lengths below the line of diameter produces a 2D surface with an irrational number of points. Since an infinity-number of points can only be obtained from a circle cut at the line-of-diameter: statistical regression created by the points below the half-way mark can never reach infinity.
by flightfacilities May 16, 2022
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Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013
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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
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binnie-ism

binnie-ism is a religion formed in 2020 by lewis binnie in scotland, the religion believes that all religions are infinitely correct and incorrect due to ther beliefs in the multiverse theory
for example the followers of binnie-ism believe that in this christianity may be correct but in the next universe over it also could be judaism or pastafairianism
by bin man June 30, 2024
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Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight
James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023
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Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes
David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner
by PonianYoutube July 13, 2021
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Ism-ism

The belief that there are other beliefs
I'm an Ismist because I believe that there are other beliefs so I believe in Ism-ism
by P3NIS_MUNCH3R February 27, 2019
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