Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018

pocket fagget

Someone who is in denial of their sexual preferences.

Your suck a pocket fagget Dave. Come out of the closet already

by Dfed83 December 7, 2021

Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.

Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.

by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023

pocket pincher

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.

Hey come over here pocket pincher

by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017

Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Pocket Pickle

A small penis

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"

by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017

chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off

A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

by Okok32 July 13, 2025