Ass Pocket

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"

Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.

by BK667 September 15, 2020

lobster pocket

Where your thighs and genitals turn bright red from long sustained exposure to EXTREME heat.

The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!

by ScottSquatch June 11, 2022

Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .

That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket

by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017

monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023

pocket yeti

When you run over your yeti or coffee cup to the point where it can fit in your pocket like a flask.

Making the best out of a negative experience, I repurposed my damaged coffee thermos into a pocket yeti

by Why not Lad? December 15, 2023

God pocket

The anus

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket

by Ash Castle October 16, 2012

Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022