Dead

Ones emotional state.

I feel dead inside

by I Didn’t do it asshole October 19, 2017

dead vinnies

The ejaculate of a pathetic male.

Gevy cried again, for the third night in a row, as he unleashed a load of dead vinnies down his stairwell.

by Gevy March 5, 2024

dead mommeter

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

by Mommy issues May 11, 2021

dead xd

DEAD XD: When you laugh so hard you die

I sharted when i was dead xd

by Allyc; May 13, 2018

bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

The day of the dead

The Day of the Dead (Spanish: Día de Muertos) is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico, in particular the Central and South regions, and by people of Mexican heritage elsewhere.

Monster made theme drink the day of the dead

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.

A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.

by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022